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First a little backstory.... or last.

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	:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.		:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
	[[Category: Memes]]		'''A Little Back Story'''

			The infamous letters, which contained the fart part and other scandalous disclosures, were found in an armoire in an Italian apartment formerly rented by Nora Joyce while her husband was abroad doing various idiotic stuff. Both were long dead by the time the letters were found.

			Their first digitization and the subsequent spread of the scandal outside of close-knit Joycean academic circles, probably occurred sometime during the Newgroup or Mailing List eras. For many years http://www.rotten.com/library/ was host to several excerpts from the letters, which introduced this fantastic author's fantastic perversions to far wider audience than before.[[Category: Memes]]
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	'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.		'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.

	:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an ~~:'''~~arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you~~'''~~, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.		:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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	'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.		'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.

	:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :'''arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you''', big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.		:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :'''arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you''', big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

	[[Category: Memes]]		[[Category: Memes]]
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imported>ElitistPedantofCanada at 09:26, 20 May 2010

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	'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and [[Head in Oven]] will inevitably include a mention.		'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.

	:My ~~love for~~ you ~~allows~~ me to ~~pray to~~ the ~~spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored~~ in ~~your eyes or fling~~ you ~~down~~ under ~~me on that~~ :~~softy~~ belly ~~of yours~~ and fuck you ~~up behind, like~~ a ~~hog riding~~ a ~~sow~~, ~~glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from~~ your '''arse''', :~~glorying in the open shape~~ of ~~your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and~~ in ~~the confusion of~~ your ~~flushed cheeks and tangled hair~~. It ~~:allows me~~ to ~~burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of~~ :~~music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips~~ :~~sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions~~ of ~~your bum and my tongue :licking ravenously up your rank red cunt~~. I ~~have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing~~ of ~~my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the~~ :~~passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at~~ the ~~same time~~ have ~~taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips~~ and ~~tongue, to provoke~~ :~~me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do~~ in ~~my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body~~. ~~You remember the day you :pulled up your clothes and~~ let ~~me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet~~ my ~~eyes~~.		:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :'''arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you''', big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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	[[Category:Memes]]		[[Category:Memes]]

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'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and [[Head in Oven]] will inevitably include a mention.

:My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that :softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your '''arse''', :glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It :allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of :music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips :sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue :licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the :passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke :me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you :pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.

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