Classics:Dear Fudge the Dog - Revision history

imported>Watashi sama at 09:57, 28 January 2016

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imported>ElitistPedantofCanada at 04:56, 20 May 2010

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 With eyes demure you gingerly advance,
 Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur.
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 With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found.
 Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around.

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2010-05-20T04:53:30Z

Created page with 'With eyes demure you gingerly advance, Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur. With trembling hands, I quickly drop my pants And kneel to take the mounting of my cur. My puc…'

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With eyes demure you gingerly advance,
Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur.
With trembling hands, I quickly drop my pants
And kneel to take the mounting of my cur.

My pucker'd rosebud, pulsing with delight
You sniff and lick, and with a feral growl
Pounce firmly 'pon my back with canine might,
and with surfeit of joy I scream! I howl!

Your stiffen'd meat my sphincter penetrates
and with each thrust it cleaves my colon wide,
as, sweat-bedewed and crying I await
your frothy spunk to paint my fleshy hide

With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found.
Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around.