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With eyes demure you gingerly advance,
With eyes demure you gingerly advance,
Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur.
Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur.
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With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found.
With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found.
Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around.
Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around.
</poem>
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Latest revision as of 09:57, 28 January 2016

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My pucker'd rosebud, pulsing with delight You sniff and lick, and with a feral growl Pounce firmly 'pon my back with canine might, and with surfeit of joy I scream! I howl!

Your stiffen'd meat my sphincter penetrates and with each thrust it cleaves my colon wide, as, sweat-bedewed and crying I await your frothy spunk to paint my fleshy hide

With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found. Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around. </poem>