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|Box title = Dear Fudge the Dog | |||
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|Row 1 info = Poetry, Sonnet | |||
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|Row 2 info = Anonymous | |||
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|Row 3 info = 4chan /lit/ | |||
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With eyes demure you gingerly advance, | With eyes demure you gingerly advance, | ||
Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur. | Your hot-pink rocket stirs beneath the fur. | ||
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With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found. | With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found. | ||
Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around. | Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around. | ||
</poem> | |||
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Latest revision as of 09:57, 28 January 2016
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My pucker'd rosebud, pulsing with delight You sniff and lick, and with a feral growl Pounce firmly 'pon my back with canine might, and with surfeit of joy I scream! I howl!
Your stiffen'd meat my sphincter penetrates and with each thrust it cleaves my colon wide, as, sweat-bedewed and crying I await your frothy spunk to paint my fleshy hide
With shudd'ring frame you come; I can't, I've found. Dear Fudge, a dog can't give a reach-around. </poem>