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'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and [[Head in Oven]] will inevitably include a mention.  
'''Arse Full of Farts''' is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "[[Head in Oven]]" will inevitably include a mention.


:My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that :softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your '''arse''', :glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It :allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of :music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips :sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue :licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the :passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke :me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you :pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.  
:My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :'''arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you''', big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.  


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Revision as of 09:26, 20 May 2010

Arse Full of Farts is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "Head in Oven" will inevitably include a mention.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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