Arse Full of Farts

I wrote you a letter.

Arse Full of Farts is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "Head in Oven" will inevitably include a mention.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am :delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was :the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your :fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out :through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an :arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and :a lot :of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives :one out :of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather :girlish noise :not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let :off in fun in a :school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.