Pinecone
Life of Pinecone
Thomas Pynchon is the best at goofs and gags. He made some big novels, like V., The Crying of Lot 49, Gravity's Rainbow, and Cow Country before his death in 1980. He also wrote the liner notes for Nirvana or something like that. After having marajuana sex with everyone's wife, he married his agent and they birthed a kid. Pynchon is renowned for inciting major yuks and having a real gas all the time. Read Pynchon if you want to goof around and misbehave.
Mom's gonna FREAK!
When mom finds out you're reading Pynchon, she's gonna freak.
Not Your Granddad's Literature.
oh, oh, oh, yeah, grandpa, thanks for the collection of thomas hardy's novels. unfortunately, he'll have to contend with a slightly more... .. radical author.
~*~*~THOMAS PYNCHON BYtch~*~**~*~*
grandad: [reading the book, learning about all the crazy shit that happens]: no!!!! no!!!!! you cannot read this!!!!! this is not literature!!!!!!!
me: too late, harold bloom already said its good.
grandad [faints]
GRANDADD [reading gravity's rainbow]: A man goes down the toilet?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!? That's not what's supposed to happen in serious literature!!!
Freshmen about to have their minds blown including some hot girls [overhearing]: ?
