Pinecone

Pinecone

Thomas Pynchon is the best at goofs and gags. When he is writing you know he is out to score major yuks and have a gas. Read Pynchon if you want to goof around and misbehave.

Mom's gonna FREAK!

When mom finds out you're reading Pynchon, she's gonna freak.

Not Your Granddad's Literature.

oh, oh, oh, yeah, grandpa, thanks for the collection of thomas hardy's novels. unfortunately, he'll have to contend with a slightly more... .. radical author.

~*~*~THOMAS PYNCHON BYtch~*~**~*~* 

grandad: [reading the book, learning about all the crazy shit that happens]: no!!!! no!!!!! you cannot read this!!!!! this is not literature!!!!!!!

me: too late, harold bloom already said its good.

grandad [faints]

GRANDADD [reading gravity's rainbow]: A man goes down the toilet?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!? That's not what's supposed to happen in serious literature!!! 

Freshmen about to have their minds blown including some hot girls [overhearing]: ?